I wait the last possible moment to do laundry. And I mean the last. Like, wearing the thongs in the bottom of my drawer last. (I hate thongs.) Which brings me to this.
In lieu of having any normal pantyhose, I had to go with the next best thing available. I received some free ones form work. So like a lemming, I chose the buttless pantyhose, because, come on, they are funny. And they are very nice! Despite not having a bum. However, they are a little umcomfortable, I am regretting every second of it. Its only 1130AM and I feel like I’m flashing EVERYONE.
What is the purpose of these? Shock value? Maybe a butt lift? So that your bum isn’t squished down by the regular hose? I don’t know. Maybe it’s a fetish thing. Ew. Gross.
Well I’m stuck in them for the rest of the business day. And I feel scandalous.
I have to keep telling myself. I’m not flashing anyone. I’m not flashing anyone. I’m not flashing anyone.
Which American Apparel do you work at again?
